When the Dalmation met the Deer Goat.
Does that look like a goat to you? Yeah, me neither. Same neighbour who dubbed the Humphrey a Dalmatian.
"You know she reminds me of a goat. And she runs like a deer."
Great, I paid good money for a Deer Goat.
Maybe she meant Dear Goat. Except her name is Wilhelmina, Wilma to her friends, which is a far cry from the word goat.
I thought I'd get "Weimaraner" for sure...Nope.
Welcome to the family Wilma, you billy bob goat deer.